Why can't I get anything done?

Well, partially because I am a tad lazy. And I am learning a new skill set (I'll post about that later!). But the main reason I am having trouble getting things done is because of Solomon:

Solomon, asleep right in the middle of my cutting mat, with the rotary cutter tucked neatly between his back legs. Space is at a premium at the Homestead. But not this bad. Yet this is a cat house. Somehow they always seem to win.